You are having second thoughts? Great, Jill. You should have told me that before we had 200 people in this church! I could have married April.
FML means f*** my life.
I thought it meant forwarding my love!!
Wait…. who is April?!
Oh… sorry! Well, this is akward. I was trying to say you could have told me in April. Like when I asked you to marry me!
I hate these phones!!